Overview[]
This page collects the opening quote, i.e. catch phrase, from every episode intro.
Season 1[]
- 000:
"It was literally bags of poop thrown around."—Sean
"Multiple times!"—Wade
"Oh God. I forgot about the bag of shit, Jesus."—Kyle
- 001:
"I can spend all day trying to catch a rat, or I can just go pick up someone's chicken and throw it off, and that's what I do."—Kyle
- 002:
"I grab her hand and put it in mine, like I'm holding her hands like in a very loving way, before fucking Devin can touch my sister."—Scott
- 003:
"Look, is this just shit on the DM night, or what? I'm trying to do my best to give you guys a god-damn adventure!"—Sean
"A-And, hold on!"—Kyle
"Suspend disbelief, enjoy yourself goddammit!"—Sean
- 006:
"Hey, uh–I've never been good at subtlety. So, if you just say my name again, I'll kill you."—Torrin
"T- T-Drag? Just uh-"—Travers
"I- I-Listen. I-"—Torrin
- 007:
"I thought- I thought it was just Baron."—Devin
"Yeah, fuck you! Fuck you so hard right now, Devin."—Paeris
- 012:
"Yeah remember, you still haven't had sex with my sister yet, so you gonna wanna keep her alive."—Scott
- 014:
"We're gonna go punch a fish in the throat and try to get vomited into the ocean. Does that sound like a lot of fun to you?"—Torrin
- 015:
- 019:
"Do I have to wear this thing forever?""
"Uhm, you don't, you will bite your own tongue off."—Torrin
- 023:
"Yes! I do not appreciate that! I have a doctor in my field! My name is professor Markus!"—Markus
"Why do you keep a doctor in your field?"—Torrin
- 027:
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend. And I slip into a little Spanish from time to time."—Albor/Alvis
- 036:
"But you would have to find some sort of way to disguise-"—Sean
"Cut her face off."—Kyle
"Ooh yeah!"—Scott
- 038:
(Bullywug croaking)
- 042:
(sound of the void)
Season 2[]
- 051:
"(gulping noises) That better make the sound bite!"—Sean
- 052:
"Here at the Burger King!"—Kyle
- 053:
(raspberries blown)
- 054:
"That's fine, note to Kyle: No matter how goddamn funny that quote is, don't do it."—Kyle
- 055:
"The whole reason we are in this mess: because all of us forgot everything!"—Stephanie
- 056:
"Wiener!"—Stephanie
- 058:
"So could I grab his hand, and we start skipping together, to the library?"—Stephanie
- 059:
"I mean, if you want, you know, we could take turns pulling the donkey."—Skrag
- 060:
"Yeah, I was gonna say I wanna investigate that pumpkin."—Scott
- 061:
"So, are we ever gonna accomplish anything?"—Stephanie
- 062:
"Your fisting is poor."—Stephanie
- 063:
"That's all I could get out before I ran inside, jumped over my dog, and passed my wife, screaming: emergency poop!"—Sean
"He pees and poops, he's ready."—Matt
- 064:
"No more holes!"—Eutax
- 065:
"I got spurs that dingle, dangle, dingle!"—Sean
- 066:
"Oh sure, hold on, let me use my magic puppet powers!"—Margane
- 067:
"Come on, please tea-bag my tongue!"—Margane
- 068:
"Bye, say goodbye to the things we said, they are all gone!"—Kyle
- 069:
"He asked what it was, I don't- you don't pour something in someone if they're curious what it is still."—Kyle
- 070:
"It's not really a thing—that's always fun?"—Kyle
- 071:
"Uha-ah-ahh!"—Margane
- 072:
"'Kay. I won't forget that you ran away."—Sean
- 073:
"Alright, anyway. Let's get back to playing Dungeons and Dragons, and not this goofy bullshit."—Sean
- 074:
"And that's Dungeons and Dragons everybody! Pack it in, let's go home!"—Sean
- 075:
"Like—I don't like literally everything."—Eutax
- 076:
"Alright, bye pukie buckets!"—Margane
- 077:
"There are no holes, please stop."—Kyle
- 078:
"Hello?"—Sean
"You didn't miss much, don't worry!"—Kyle
"Okay."—Sean
"Nothing happened."—Kyle
"I thought it was appropriate!"—Matt
"It was honey, it was."—Stephanie
"Suuure."—Kyle
- 079:
"Then he's like "blarrgg" and then he falls."—Stephanie
- 080:
"We need to get rid of these corpses!"-D'Nias
- 082:
"Great, sure! What are you gonna fucking cast?"—Sean
- 083:
"Nobody bamboozles me!"—Skrag
- 084:
"It's on like Donkey Kong!"—Matt
- 085:
"Do you just get off on this?"—Eutax
- 086:
"Oh, hold on my Eutax is ringing!"—Margane
- 087:
"All I heard was classic pizza goof."—Sean
- 090:
"I'm inside him!"—Matt
- 091:
"I just wanted to make sure that I wasn't jacking-"—Stephanie
- 092:
"I like grabbin' stuff."—Matt
- 093:
"I'm a gross person. I pooped myself."—Sean
- 094:
"Let's finish this off with mostly fart jokes."—Kyle
Season 3[]
- 104:
"Bring these—bring me—sausages! Uuuh!"—Gerbo Namfoodle
- Episode 111:
"It's a magical STD" - Matt (Minos)
- 112:
"God, It's full of stars" - Sean
- 113:
"I don't pee in your hot tub" - Sean
- 114:
"There's something funky going on in the forest" - Lauren (Ren)
- 115:
"Have some butter with that and it sounds like a good time" - Matt (Minos)
- 116:
"It seemed like the thing to do?" - Lauren (Ren)
- 117:
"Like puppets?" - Stephanie
- 118:
"You don't know my kraken" - Kyle
- 119:
"wah wah waaahh" - Kyle
- 120:
"Urrgghhh" - Lauren
- 121:
"Thank you very much" - Stephanie (Lux)
- 122:
"Ugh fuck" - Lauren
Season 4[]
- 147:
"Yeah, that's like the biggest thing I cut from you, Sean. Aye, maybe a couple uhms here and there, but it's mostly snot'n'vape."—Kyle
- 148:
"Break a leg, have a good show and, uh, obviously one of these days I may be listening to one."—Unknown